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Lyst å sprite opp sexlivet ditt?

Forfatter: Alexander89s
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Alexander89s
Medlem siden 29/03-2011
Antall poster 357
Alexander89s Postet 18. Februar 2012 23:05
 
Her er noen triks vi gutta kan gjøre for å glede damene og sprite opp sexlivet, har ikke prøvd noen selv, så alt er på eget ansvar

1. The angry pirate
When you are getting a blow job, and you wait and ejaculate in her eye. After that you kick her in the leg so shes hobbling on one leg and has one hand on her eye. She will be saying "ARGGGH!!!"

2. Simba
The act of ejaculating on your partners face, then taking your right thumb and smearing the semen from left to right across their forehead and saying in a Rafiki-like voice, "Simmbaaa".

3.Houdini
As a man reaches climax whilst in the "doggie style" position, the man pulls out and spits on their partner's back, fooling them into thinking that he has ejaculated, however, when their partner turns around, the man lets loose his baby yoghurt in his partner's face.

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